Watch me “act” in a new short film.


 
  Umm… maybe I’m not “good” per se, at “acting” in this short film– but cut me some slack. I’m an artist! I’m playing a character, okay? And I don’t just play the character, I live it. I don’t know if you noticed the nuance, but I really “felt” those fruit pies being thrown at me. I may have even gotten bruised– that’s how real I am.

This was the first audition my agent sent me on, so I will always be proud of my craftwork in this film. The producers are gunning for Sundance, so when you’re in Park City next month, make sure to revisit my stunning performance in “InConvenience”!

And now, a song about acting:

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11 Responses to “Watch me “act” in a new short film.”

  1. Aaron December 9, 2007 at 6:33 pm #

    who the fuck is deemo?

  2. Dave K December 9, 2007 at 10:53 pm #

    did it get in to sundance? which shorts program is it in?

  3. alan December 10, 2007 at 12:25 am #

    could you please stop throwing fruit pies at me?

    ahahah

  4. jessica December 10, 2007 at 11:29 am #

    Aww I remember the good ol’ days at Star Mart!! What were you trying to steal that day?? Remember?! Something… ???

  5. Matt December 10, 2007 at 11:58 am #

    Haha, this is fab!

  6. rudy December 10, 2007 at 1:50 pm #

    Frat boys tying you up…your wish came true. hahaha

  7. Carla December 10, 2007 at 7:02 pm #

    aw man, they done got your name wrong in the credits.

    ps
    sorry for being the total Debbie Downer of your blog comments.

  8. fe December 13, 2007 at 8:15 am #

    tooo funny! I loved it.

  9. Sand December 15, 2007 at 1:47 pm #

    ahah, funny!!!

  10. MediaCruiser December 19, 2007 at 10:58 am #

    I have many things to say.

    #1) Isn’t your name Graham Kolbeins with an S!!!!!!!!

    #2) What kind of a name is DEEMO?

    #3) Green Day Soundtrack

    #4) Why did you never tell me you were Prom King in South of Nowhere!?!?

  11. Bernadette June 23, 2008 at 8:52 pm #

    how are we gonna bail mom out of jail?
    hahaha! GREAT!

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