I’m in Vanity Fair’s Annual Power Ranking
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I was taking a dump and flipping through Vanity Fair’s annual “New Establishment” list of the world’s most powerful people, and to my complete and utter shock I discovered myself in the article! Within the top ten, no less.
What an honor! I can’t believe no one had pointed out my presence in this esteemed listing! Oh, what’s that? You don’t see me? Well, let’s take a closer look.
There I am! Watch out Putin, I’m gunning for your #1 spot next year. [rimshot]
While this may be slightly less glamorous than my last Toyota ad, there’s a pretty decent shot of my legs on the website:
please tell me the dude was actually trying to explain something.
or just pointing distractedly and pretending to talk
i cant tell which one’s better.
I’m so proud of you:)
The dude was an authentic teen driving instructor… He was lecturing us on the pointlessness of hands-free legislation, because studies have shown that it’s the mental state of holding a phone conversation and not the physical act of holding the phone that cause accidents.
and thats the reason i still hold my phone, shit gets way too hectic when its floating on your ear. also, i am very proud of you. can we please take some more pics sooon? with mya please?
sure. i’d like to recreate the shot in the ad, i call it I Was The Last in Graham’s Giant “The Mouse and the Motorcycle” Style Helmet
Hysterical! I love the way you got us to your position on the list. Funny, funny, funny! You go boy!
Of course the really funny thing is, that IF you DID choose to shoot for number one on this esteemed listing, you’d probably get there. DO NOT go there boy! You hear me? Ha ha!
I LOVE you,