Eat My Shorts
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Rudy Bleu took these photos of me on Halloween. The head was part of my Halloween get-up, rented from L.A.’s most unintentionally weird costume shop, Robinson Beautilities. I was going to wear a floral print baby doll dress all “Beverly Hills, 90210″ style, and be Brenda Simpson, but the dress wouldn’t zip up.




White Bart




























I have a little bit of a chubby now.
That mask is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen.
I like the one looking down into the house. Did I ever tell you about the white elephant christmas party we had at my house like 2 years ago? Everyone was supposed to bring a lil something & then everyone who brought something, could take something. Anyway, this one bitch picked up this one bag as she was leaving & it was a brand new pair of Homer slippers & she goes, “oh, Bart Simpson slippers, cool!” & then it turned out she had brought this torn up red velvet covered slinky with this dumb dog on it.
second to last is brilliant